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Swain Co. Designs & Apparel

Fries Before Guys Sweatshirt, Valentine’s Day Crewneck for Women, Anti Valentine Shirt, Funny Food Lover Sweatshirt, Galentine Gift

Fries Before Guys Sweatshirt, Valentine’s Day Crewneck for Women, Anti Valentine Shirt, Funny Food Lover Sweatshirt, Galentine Gift

Regular price $38.00 USD
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Looking for the perfect Valentine’s Day sweatshirt for women that’s funny, cute, and totally relatable? Our Fries Before Guys crewneck sweatshirt is the ultimate anti-Valentine’s Day shirt, Galentine’s Day outfit, and food lover sweatshirt all in one.

This cozy graphic crewneck sweatshirt is perfect for anyone who loves fries, sarcasm, and comfy casual style. Whether you’re celebrating Galentine’s Day, skipping Valentine’s altogether, or gifting your best friend something hilarious, this funny Valentine’s Day sweatshirt makes a statement.

Designed with a trendy aesthetic and a soft fleece interior, this women’s Valentine sweatshirt pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, joggers, or lounge wear. A must-have Valentine’s Day outfit, funny foodie gift, or cute graphic pullover you’ll reach for again and again.

Product Features

Unisex crewneck sweatshirt for women & teens

  • Soft fleece Valentine’s Day sweatshirt

  • Medium-heavy fabric for cozy winter wear

  • Professionally printed funny graphic sweatshirt

  • Durable print — no cracking or peeling

  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband

  • Trendy, comfy, everyday casual sweatshirt

Color Options

White • Cream • Light Pink • Heather Gray • Sand • Red

(Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings)

Sizing Information

  • Unisex sizing: Small–3XL

  • True to size for relaxed fit

  • Size up for oversized Valentine’s Day look
    👉 Please review size chart before ordering

Perfect For 

  • Valentine’s Day sweatshirt for women

  • Anti Valentine shirt

  • Galentine’s Day gift

  • Funny Valentine’s outfit

  • Food lover & foodie gifts

  • Best friend Valentine gift

  • Teen & college girl Valentine outfits

  • Cozy winter sweatshirt

  • Cute casual graphic crewneck

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on design

Processing & Shipping

  • Made to order Valentine sweatshirt

  • Processing time: 3–5 business days

  • Ships USPS with tracking

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