Coffee Because Murder is Wrong Pocket T-Shirt – Funny Coffee Lover Tee, Dark Humor Graphic Shirt, Sarcastic Caffeine Shirt

Coffee: because it’s cheaper than bail. This “Coffee Because Murder is Wrong” pocket tee is for the tired, the over-caffeinated, and the people who’ve had just about enough today. Subtle on the front, sassy on the soul.

Product Highlights:
• Left chest pocket-style design
• Unisex fit – soft, comfy, and caffeine-fueled
• Perfect for baristas, moms, teachers, nurses… and anyone surviving on espresso and sarcasm

Why It Slaps:
It’s the ultimate conversation starter. Wear it to work (maybe not HR), gift it to your bestie, or rock it on those "don’t talk to me" days.

Sizes:
S–3XL – see size chart in photos for a no-surprises fit

Care Tips:
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep the sarcasm fresh.